chiara: ho fame! i'm so glad you made it to DORIT KEMSLEY'S BUCCA DE BEPPO room! and who is your handsome friend? buon appetito!

joe: I'm Joseph Robinette Biden. I'm taking Ms. Jones here out on the town. It's like my mom used to say when we lived in Scranton. She said, "Joey. When you're out with a lady, you gotta treat her right."

Bring us the best of what you got back there in that kitchen! Just like I'll always promise to bring my best as your president. Chef's choice!